Ta-dah! A blog.
I pushed this baby out my girly bits and brought her into this world kicking and screaming! A melding of rotting corpses and fluffy pink shit, of pinups and oilslicks, of bunnies and monsters - all in a convenient yet curvacious package.
Yes, I know, we're all scared. Phroot's thoughts just out there for the world to see, not even the protection of Facebook's non-existent privacy to save us?
Be afraid. Be... somewhat afraid.
Enjoy, filthy earth-slaves.